You can't hardly wait till I get home

You go through my clothes where to find two combs

And you ain't lookin' for the wear and tear when you do

If you don't quit checkin' on me I'm checkin' out on you

Ain't nothin' in my pockets but the car keys and a dollar

Note you're gonna find on my shirt is the rain around the collar

And baby that's somethin' that can only be on you

If you don't quit checkin' on me I'm checkin' out on you

Now I can't even stop off for a beer

Cause the bartender's gettin' tired of sayin' ET ain't here

And if you cuss me then what am I gonna do

If you don't quit checkin' on me I'm checkin' out on you

[ guitar - steel ]

Now I can't even stop off...