A is for Asshole, the neighbor next door

B is for Barney, that purple dinosaur!

C is for Cats, those crazy felines.

D is for Doug and Skeeter Valentine.

E is for Easy just like your Mom,

F is for Fucking her all night long.

G is for Goats going Mehh in a boat

H is for Hating the stupid Po-Po's

I is for 50 Cent's In the club

J is for Jay Z, Nigga, Hit It Up

K is for Kicking Ass, It's what I do best. 

L is for Licking Britney Spears left breast.


Dustin: Hey, how's reading the new harry potter book going? Did he die yet?

Andrew: Hey, how was getting caught jerking off by your mom last night?

Dustin: Dude, harsh.


M is for Making silly faces at a Monkey

N is for New Found Glory being sucky

O is for Going Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi!

P is for Punk Kids beating up Fall Out Boy

Q is for Questioning some stupid ass whore.

R is for Rolling around on the floor!

S is for Star Wars, which really really sucks,

T is for Taking it up the butt.

U is for Umbrellas, which save me from the rain!

V is for Vaginas, which I love to tame.

W is for a Walrus with sunglasses on,

X is for playing Xylophone in the lawn.

Y is for Yoddling in the Sea

Z is for Zebras singing their ABC's.


I have a confession to make;

Andy Milonakis is hiding Ricky Martin in his underpants