[Obie Trice] 
"Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks..." 
[Beat Changes] 
[Eminem] 
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, 
round the outside, round the outside. 
Two trailer park girls go round the outside, 
round the outside, round the outside. 
[Female Voice] 
"Ooooohhhhh!" 
[Eminem] 
Guess who`s back, back again 
Shady`s back, tell a friend 
Guess who`s back, guess who`s back, 
guess who`s back, guess who`s back, 
guess who`s back, guess who`s back, 
guess who`s back... 
[Eminem] 
I`ve created a monster, cuz nobody wants to 
See Marshall no more they want Shady 
I`m chopped liver 
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I`ll give ya 
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor 
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker 
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital 
By the Dr. when I`m not cooperating 
When I`m rocking the table while he`s operating "Hey" 
You waited this long to stop debating 
Cuz I`m back, I`m on the rag and ovulating 
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney 
But your husbands heart problem is complicated 
So the FCC won`t let me be 
Or let me be me so let me see 
They tried to shut me down on MTV 
But it feels so empty without me 
So come on dip, bum on your lips 
Fuck that cum on your lips and some on your tits 
And get ready cuz this shit`s about to get heavy 
I just settled all my lawsuits, "Fuck you Debbie!" 
Chorus: 
Now this looks like a job for me 
So everybody just follow me 
Cuz we need a little controversy, 
Cuz it feels so empty without me 
I said this looks like a job for me 
So everybody just follow me 
Cuz we need a little controversy, 
Cuz it feels so empty without me 
[Eminem] 
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious 
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis 
They start feeling like prison is helpless, 
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch" 
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution, 
Pollutin` the air waves a rebel 
So let me just revel and bask, 
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass 
And it`s a disaster such a catastrophe 
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me? 
Well I`m back (*Batman Noise*) fix your bent antenna 
Tune it in and then I`m gonna enter 
Into the front of your skin like a splinter 
The center of attention back for the winter 
I`m interesting, the best thing since wrestling 
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting 
Testing "Attention Please" 
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me 
Here`s my 10 cents my 2 cents is free 
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me? 
(Chorus 2x) 
[Eminem] 
A tisk-it a task-it, 
I go tit for tat with anybody who`s talking this shit that shit 
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked 
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards, 
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie, 
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me 
You don`t know me, you`re too old 
Let go, it`s over, nobody listens to techno 
Now lets go, just give me the signal 
I will be there with a whole list full of new insults 
I`ve been dope, suspenseful with a pencil 
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol 
But sometimes the shit just seems, 
Everybody only wants to discuss me 
So this means I`m disgusting, 
But its just me I`m just obscene 
Though I`m not the first king of controversy 
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, 
To do Black Music so selfishly 
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey) 
There`s a concept that works 
20 million other white rappers emerge 
But no matter how many fish in the sea 
It`ll be so empty without me 
(Chorus 2x) 
Gana la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la 
Gana la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la 
"Kids!"