How to break a heart 

It is not difficult 

Anyone can do it 

So could you, if you tried 

Just find a light 

And switch it off 

As easy as blinking 

That's what I was taught 

When I was too young to ask 

By ladies in white nightgowns 

In dripping weeds and black ribbons 

A girl's best friend is a small handgun 

The question was useless 

For I could say yes 

But you've got to ask my army 

And they are not inclined to grant favours just now