I`m a poor Hawaiian beach boy
A long way from the beach
`Cause someone shoved his face against my hand
Now I`m a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I`m in the can

I was minding my own business
But drinking daddy`s juice
I swear I`ll never touch that stuff again
Just like a pig before he gave his all that aluhau
I`m in the pen

Got those beach boy blues
Don`t the time go slow
Lonely beach boy blues
Only 30 day`s and 90 years to go

I want a taste of honey
From my wahini`s lips
I want to be her ever loving man
But I`m a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I`m in the can

But I`m a kissing cousin to a ripe pineapple
I`m in the can