You couldn't be cuter

Plus that

You couldn't be smarter

Plus that

Intelligent face

You have a disgrace-

ful charm

for me



You couldn't be keener

You look so fresh from the cleaner

You are the little grand slam

I'll take to my fam-

ily



My ma will show you an album of me that'll bore you to tears

And you'll attract all the relatives we have dodged for years and years



And what will they tell me?

Exactly, what will they tell me

Let's say you couldn't be nicer

Couldn't be sweeter

Couldn't be better

Couldn't be smoother

Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are



My ma will show you an album of me that'll bore you to tears

And you'll attract all the relatives we have dodged for years and years



And what will they tell me?

I know just what they will tell me

They'll say you couldn't be nicer

Couldn't be sweeter

Couldn't be better

Couldn't be smoother

Couldn't be cuter, baby, than you are