Of Timothys and Williams
 Would be, to capture me
 But you had such persistence
 You wore down my resistance
 I fell, and it was swell
 You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo
 How I won you I shall never, never know
 It's not that you're attractive
 But oh, my heart grew active
 When you came into view

 I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie
 All the day and nighttime, hear me sigh
 I never had the least notion
 That I could fall with such emotion
 Could you coo, could you care
 For a cunning cottage we could share
 The world will pardon my mush
 Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you

 Could you coo, could you care
 For a cunning cottage we could share
 The world will pardon my mush
 Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you