Out in the hallway

I said hello

The dance is this friday,

Do you wanna go?

Probably not, she promptly replied.

But kudos for asking, you're such a nice guy.



Yeah I should've known

I'd end up at home

Watching my starwars box trilogy. 

But here is the truth,

If she only knew

That I've got a secret she'd never believe



Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius

With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland.

And she'll never know that

We can take over the world

With cyborg robot squirrels.



Down in the basement

I wish she could see

The monkeys I've altered, Genetically.

And all of my plans to make a home on the moon.

Its not quite completed

But it's coming soon.



When I fall asleep

All I do is dream

Of candle lit dates in the laboratory.

And when I'm awake, its hard to concentrate

On the assembly of my robot army



Kelly doesn't know that I'm an evil genius

With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland.

And she'll never know that

We can take over the world

With cyborg robot squirrels.



I worked up the nerve

To go to the dance

Theres no reason I couldnt give it a chance

I walked through the door

And what should I see

But it was kelly starring back at me

And she said



I've always wanted to be a mad professor 

With a bottle nosed dolphin I could name Sylvester

If thats the kind of thing your into

I'm your girl.



'Cause I've been looking for an evil genius

With a sidekick dog named grover cleveland

And now that I've found you

We can take over the world

With cyborg robot squirrels.

With cyborg robot squirrels.