I saw fire, when I looked in my lovers eyes
I saw, the devil dressed up in disguise

And you know it gets hotter than a microwave oven
When you and I commence the lovin'
And you like what I'm doin' and I like what I'm doin' to you
And everybody's happy, happy tonight

I'm a man and I'm torn between vengeance and fashion
And I'm tryin' so hard not to get caught up in the passion

And you know that my suit cost more than your house
I'm a scoundrel, a lover, a murderous mouse
And that looked good in your bed and you think that I'm lookin' good
And everybody's happy, happy tonight

She's a girl and she's got so many crazy ideas man
She wants to push the button, and execute this innocent man

And you know she's depressed in her wedding dress
She's gonna have her rings removed
And I like the way she's lookin', yeah she's lookin' like a hundred dollars
And everybody's happy, happy tonight