Dance like nobody's watching you Randy 

And love like you've never been hurt 

Supersize it when you get hungry Randy 

And eat like it's the last night on earth 



You could be nobody in heaven 

Or you could be a star in hell 

You could have a billion dollars and blow it all away 



Randy's hot tonight 

He's hot tonight 

He's hot tonight 



Randy's hot tonight 

He's hot tonight 

He's hot tonight 



Randy's got tonight 

He's got tonight 

He's got tonight 



Randy's hot tonight 

He's hot tonight 

He's hot tonight 



Cause we just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy 



Now Randy said 

"If you live in Japan 

You're japanese 

If you live in Canada 

You're gonna freeze 

If you live in a plastic house 

You'll never die in a fire 

If you work in television 

You're a fucking liar" 



Dont become unfocused Randy 

And everything'll be ok 

That confidence will come in handy 

And everyone will be forced to say 



That Randy's hot tonight 

He's hot tonight 

He's hot tonight 



Randy's hot tonight 

He's hot tonight 

He's hot tonight 



Randy's got tonight 

He's got tonight 

He's got tonight 



Randy's hot tonight 

He's hot tonight 

He's hot tonight 



Cause we just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy