I woke up on the floor again, 

and I needed something to eat, so I went down the street to Monty's Grill.

"What'll it be" Said Monty, sporting a wry grin.

"Just give me the usual, Monty" I said.

Monty just scratched his head, and said "what is that again?" 

The usual was a Utah burger with cheese fries and a coke.

Monty knew that, I had been coming there everyday for the last four years.

Then I began to realise, the man behind the counter was the IMPOSTER!!