I woke up on the floor again

And I needed something to eat

So I went down the street to Monty's grill

"What'll it be?" said Monty, sporting a wry grin

"Just give me th usual, Monty," I said

Monty just scratched his head and said, "What is that again?"

The usual was a Utah burger with cheese fries and a Coke

Monty knew that

I had been coming there every day for four years

Then I began to realize, the man behind the counter was the impostor