She's a nine-to-fiver 

Got evil up inside her 

She's a- she's a graphic designer 



Nobody does it finer 

Photoshop and Tiger 

Simplification messiah 



Cropping suicider 

Pantone Two Ninety Niner 



She's even redesigned in China 



Taking your shit higher 

Running something by her 

She's a- she's a graphic designer 



And she knows her designs of me are graphic 

And she goes into work early to avoid traffic 

And she don't need prose and she don't need pride 

And she don't need your feedback to know where it's at 

And she don't need a resume to get through my door 

You better bring your A-game when you wage your war 

A designer, designer! 



She's a nine-to-fiver 

Got evil up inside her 

She's a- she's a graphic designer 



Taking your shit higher 

Running something by her 

She's a- she's a graphic designer