Sister Jane has a little book

	Full of autographs of useless people

	Seems a waste in the time she took

	And it gets me mad which makes us equal



		Ooh, hundreds of people left out in the cold

		Wearing the shoes that were silver and gold

		Useless information

		Tons of useless information

		Seems to fill my head

		With nowhere else to go

		(Isn't it amazing)



	Mrs. Pain at the dairy game

	With the news about her operation

	Will the... ever make the rain

	Wash away such useless information



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	Isn't it amazing

	Now you can see why conversation is dying

	And time is passing you by



	Turn your ears to the weatherman

	Saying it be colder in December

	Get your boots and your....

	It's been the same for years

	So I remember



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	Hundreds of people filling my head with useless information



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