I have a trainset and a garage full of cars 

	And a soldier with a gun 	

	My mother says I should have more resposibility 

	As I'm nearly 31 



		I have a plane, I have a crane 

		That can lift up all my trains and all my cars 

		I have a boat that doesn't float 

		But a big machine that takes me to the stars 



	But my mother says I should get a job 

	Or my father she will tell 

	She says 16 years is a long enough rest 

	Though I say that I'm not well 



	I have a trainset and a garage full of cars 

	And a soldier with a gun 

	My mother says she'll break up all my toys and all my games 

	And she'll say I'm not her son 



	But your mother says you should get a job 

	Or your father she will tell 

	She says 16 years is a long enough rest 

	Though you say that you're not well 

	

		I had a plane, I had a crane 

		That could lift up all my trains and all my cars 

		I had a boat that couldn't float 

		So my machine and me are going to the stars