We fell asleep with the creeps
 I could hear you talking in your sleep
 I didn't mean to be mean

 So please call me up
 Say I'm a spa
 Come on patronise me
 Smash up my guitar
 You can call me up
 And tell me what to do
 Cause I need you

 Maybe you could have misheard me
 I didn't mean to cause a scene
 Sometimes tiny things disturb me
 I never mean to be mean

 So please call me up
 Say I'm a spa
 Come on patronise me
 Smash up my guitar
 You can call me up
 And tell me what to do
 Cause I need you

 I couldn't do it, but I wanted
 To say the words, those special words
 Always seem to make you disappointed
 It's so absurd; I can't say the word

 So please call me up
 Say I'm a spa
 Come on patronise me
 Smash up my guitar
 You can call me up
 And tell me what to do
 Cause I need you