Suzie's having a birthday party
I been to them since she was ten
But I'm sitting here in a driveway
‘cause my car's all broken again
And I'm driving an old, old Ford
I'm driving an old Ford
And I'm driving an old, old Ford
I'm driving an old Ford
And I have to stay
This week they're having a Movie
It's gonna star Pretty Evelyn
I can probably get a ticket
But I won't be going in
‘cause I'm driving an old, old Ford  
I'm driving an old Ford
And I'm driving an old, old Ford
I'm driving an old Ford
And I have to stay
I've got a job like anybody
I've got a cart that's all my own
It's kinda cool, lotsa people to talk to
But today I'm staying home
‘cause I'm driving an old, old Ford
I'm driving an old Ford
And I'm driving an old, old Ford
I'm driving an old Ford
And I have to stay
And I have to stay