It's an egg hunt for dates

On new roller-skates

While grooms and their brides

Take horse-drawn rides

Unless you've seen it

You cannot believe it

It's so, so bizarre



Boys gone bad

With their absentee dads

Who live with their pets

'Cause they're hedgin' their bets

Unless you're seen it 

You cannot believe it

It's so, so bizarre



How can it be, that it's only me

How can it be, that it's only me



It's a well-known song

And he's singin' it wrong

But the crowd's on the bong

So they all clap along

Unless you've seen it

You cannot believe it

It's so , so bizarre



It's a summertime vibe

And the park is alive

And the actors arrive to be led on their lines

Unless you're seen it 

You cannot believe it

It's so, so bizarre



How can it be, that it's only me

How can it be, that it's only me

That sees the strange

The strange, the strange