Fred, come to bed 
Cause my Max had sex with his sexy ex 
Oh Fred, come to bed, 
Baby I will let your dreams come wet 

Oh Fred, come to bed 
Baby you will get a love you never had 
So Fred, come to bed 
Oh my fantasy will drive me mad 

Oh Fred... 

Well I'm Max, I'm Max, baby don't be blue 
Don't be worry, don't be sorry I come back to you 
Just one more night with poor old ex 
She's only lonely, and we don't have sex 
I'm Max, Max, Max 
Baby please stay cool and just relax 
I'll soon be back, but if you feel sad 
Just go and talk to my friend Fred 
  

I'm Max, I'm Max and I trust in Fred 
Babe, he's the best friend I've ever had 
It's Fred, it's Fred, Baby just call Fred 
And anything you ever wanted you will get 
Call Fred, Fred, Fred 
And you will find it's not so bad 
It's just one night babe you'll get through 
Tomorrow I'll be back with you 

Oh Fred 
Now come to bed 
Oh my Max had sex 
With his ex last night 
Cause he loves her ass and tits 
So I'm tellin' you Fred 
Come into my bed 
If you don't I will call up Fritz 
  

Oh Fred... Come to bed