to the safety of my couch
 with my best friends
 the ones who never let me out

 i met a girl
 her name was bovine
 took her home with me last night and..

 ** i am so happy here
 and i never have to try (to be to feed)
 sit back and drink some beers
 and go date-rape with the guys..in Alvin
 in Alvin

 woke up at ten
 light my cigarette
 got drunk again
 just to drown out my regrets..yep

 lying naked
 just wearing this stupid grin
 i am vacant
 but in this town i fit right in..so

 ** i am so happy here
 and i never have to try (to be to feed)
 sit back and drink some beers
 and go date-rape with the guys..in Alvin

 eating pork and drinking wine
 everything's just fine
 eating pork and drinking wine
 everything's just fine