CHORUS: (2x)
 Here's the test of purity
 And ya never know
 Just by lookin
 Who's an angel or a ho

 Have you ever had sex in 3 positions in on session
 Been so loud having sex inside the house made you complain
 Has your sexual technique been complented
 Openly praised by someone for the style
 Have you ever used position number 69
 Intentionally swallowed semen down your spine
 Woken someone by givin him a lick
 Or sucked on someone's feet until you were sick
 Written an explicitly erotic story
 Brought your partner to the point of orgasm, spasm
 Using only your hands
 Had sex while both fully dressed
 Unzipped fly, standing up, with skirt hiked up
 Used whipped cream or chocolate syrup

 CHORUS (2x)

 Have you been in a (?)
 Been in a bedroom, outside, or a spa
 Had sex in a public place, outdoors, in the car
 While drivin
 Bathtub, hot tub, or ocean
 Have you ever used lubricant or sex lotion
 Do you like it fast, or slow motion
 Or stopped in the middle before your partner was done
 Ever did it in a stairwell or elevator
 Or cemetary or mortuary
 Or library or veterinary
 Or laundery even monestary

 CHORUS (2x)

 People get nasty on the dancefloor (2x)
 Is there anymore pure, who's pure anymore (2x)

 Had sex on the button, (?), or weed
 Or any other drug for that matter to succeed
 To lower resistance, use alcohol
 Seen a live professional, stripper, strip bar
 Commited an act of voyeurism
 And watched someone who didn't know you were there
 Or wore no drawers, for the whole world to stare
 Been tied up and didn't care, who care
 Been (?) on while having sex, who's next
 Maybe you drivin that Lex
 Had sex with somebody the same day you met him
 Had sex with somebody who's name your didn't know
 Or couldn't speak the same language as you
 Or came out the closet for those to see
 Ladies or gentlemen it's the test of purity

 CHORUS (2x)

 People get nasty on the dancefloor (4x)

 Test of purity