Damn, it seems that always is somethin with the fuckin TV, man!
I'm sorry!
Motherfuckin' cable off
Shit, I make it..., hey, bring me somethin to drink
Yeah, the motherfuckin Crazy was to do, I don't worry
Damn, ain't shit on this motherfucker
Oh shit, what the fuck is this?

*show intro starts to play*

Hey, motherfuckers, welcome back to the 20 dolla Sack Pyramid
I'm your host motherfuckin O.G. Henny Loug
And we're back with our two final contestants
Duck motherfuckin Mouth and Bootny Lee Farnsworth
They'll be playin for a 20 dolla Sack of Indo
And a 35 dollar gift certificate to the Compton swap meet
Alright y'all beotches got 30 seconds to answer five motherfuckin questions
Lonnie, you're ready wit that clock?
Well let the games begin

Alright, man, we got to do this shit, man
Hell yeah, man, fuck that the whole neighborhood is watchin
And everybody's watchin
We can do this shit right now
We gotta do this shit right now, O.K., you ready?
Hell yeah man, c'mon!
Hey man, you ready?
I'm ready
I'm ready, let's go!

*clock is ticking*

Indo! uhh ... uhhh ... Caby! .. uhhh Booter!
Shit, shit I used to sell ... uhhhm
Hocus Pocus
Oh, things that people smoke!
Right! That's it that's it

Oh, oh fuck me in the ass
Oh, Oh, step to me and let me suck your dick
Oh, things that Tim Dawg was sayin
Yeah, that's it right now
Oh yeah!
C'mon keep goin, man, hurry up!

Uhh, uhh, VCRs, oh, TVs and shit
All them sox and shit
Oh, that box in your room and shit
Oh, Oh, I shit came up on loot!
That's it, that's it right there
Yeah, that's it c'mon hurry up, man, hurry up

Uhh, En Vogue, oh, Halle, Halle, Halle Berry
Shit, bitches? oh, bad bitches?
Yo, uhh, your Auntie Clarisse
Oh, bitches I wanna fuck
That shit right there, that shit
C'mon, hurry up we got five seconds
O.K., O.K., oh, oh, I know Doc
Dre gonna do my music and shit, uhh, uhh
Snoop and me, we go to the swap meet
Oh! oh, I know, I know!
Things that niggaz be sayin to get the pussy!
That's it, that's it right there!

That shit, That shit

Gimme my motherfuckin weed, Gimme my motherfuckin weed!
It's alright, baby!
Gimme my weed, gimme my 35 dollars to go to the motherfuckin swap meet!  Biittch!  Uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh ...

I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money!!!!


* show theme song outro *