The Doctor Dooom Shopping List:

Five cans of dCon roach spray,

Two colors of shoe dye,

White gloves,

Four cans of CalCan cat food,

One chocolate YooHoo,

A can of Ajax,

Clorox for the bone smells in the living room,

Cat litter and a bag of onion rings for the dog,

And two boxes of Apple Jacks and Flintstone vitamins