Note: 

D = Doug E Fresh 

R = MC Ricky D (aka Slick Rick) 

B = Both 

G = Get Fresh Crew 

Intro 

Ladies and Gentleman...the most exciting stage show you've ever 

witnessed...appearing live...Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew. 

Verse 1 

R: Excuse me Doug E Fresh... 

D: Yes! 

R: Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic 

with one minute rhymes that don't come out right 

They bite 

D: They never write 

R: That's not polite. Am I lyin'? 

D: No, you're quite right 

R: Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear 

B: We swear, the best darn rappers of the year 

R: So! 

D: So! 

R: Cheerio! 

D: Yell... 

R: Scream... 

B: Bravo! Also, if you didn't know this is called The Show 

Verse 2 

R: A-yo, Doug 

D: What? 

R: Put ya Bally's on 

D: Yo, Rick, I was about to but I need a shoehorn 

R: Why? 

D: Because these shoes always hurt my corns 

R: Six minutes...six minutes...six minutes Doug E Fresh, you're on 

Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on 

Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on 

Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on 

D: Here we go... 

G: Here we go... 

D: Come on... 

G: Come on... 

D: A-here we go... 

G: Here we go... 

D: Come on... 

G: Come on... 

D: Yo! Where's Will and Barr? 

R: Well I don't know, they're late 

Told em them the time...oh, I forgot the date 

D: Man you did it again, oh no! 

G: No, here we go, come on 

Here we go, come on 

Here we go, did we miss the show? 

D: Nuh, nuh na nana no we didn't 

R: Word 

D: Nuh nana nana nana, no we didn't 

R: W-w-w-Word 

D: No we didn't 

R: Well don't get us wrong 

'Scuse me Doug E, 'Scuse me Doug E, 

'Scuse me Doug E Fresh, you're on 

Uh uh on... 

Verse 3 

D: Well it started up on 8th Avenue 

When I made up the name called the... 

G: Get Fresh Crew! 

D: It was me, my two DJ's Chill Will and Barry B 

and my right hand man Ricky D 

I used to rap and sing, makes sounds and things 

And for example, here's a telephone ring... 

R: Hello? Is Doug E Fresh in? 

D: No, he's not in right now 

D: But anyway, no more delay 

Just check out the new style I display 

Now ya gotta be (fresh) 

To rock with (fresh) 

And I'm D.O.U.G.I.E (fresh) 

And I'm known for the... [fx: Doug E style beatbox] 

Not for the... [fx: Fat Boys style beatbox] 

The human beatbox or the entertainer 

No other title could fit me plainer 

In a passing generation I am a remainer 

And I'm also known as the beatbox trainer 

Cashin' checks, make sound FX 

And after I finish rockin' Slick Rick is on next 

R: Ya know it 

D: Slick Rick... 

R: Well, here's a little somethin' that needs to be heard 

Doug, I was goin' Downtown 

D: Word Rick? 

R: Word 

D: Sure 

R: All alone, no-one to be with 

Stepped on the D-train at 205th 

I saw a pretty girl 

D: So? 

R: So I sat beside her 

Then she went [fx: roar] like she was Tony the Tiger 

I said, oh no, there's been a mistake 

Honey, my name's Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes 

D: Oh, golly wally 

R: She was raisin' hell 

She said, oh my name is Maggie but call me Michelle 

Michelle, ma belle 

Sont les mots qui vont, tres bien ensemble 

Tres bien ensemble 

Bust a move, we show and prove 

A-yo Doug, do that record Jam on the Groove 

Outro 

D: As you can see, most definitely 

We are (fresh) 

Chill Will (fresh) 

Barry B is (fresh) 

Ricky D is (fresh) 

And I am, the Original Human Beatbox 

The Entertainer, Doug E.... (Fresh)