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I always been Crazy 'bout cars 

From Jettas to Jaguars 

BM's are cool 

But Mercedes rule 

I always been Crazy 'bout cars 

Drivin' down the street and I can't stop 

And it's gettin' kinda hot so I might take off the drop top 

And see the pretty girls as they walk by (honk honk) 

Yo baby you want to go for a ride 

K.K. ("Yo Doug her come the cops!!") 

So I have nuthin' to hide 

Besides I'm looking for a bride 

Let's go!! 

Mercedes for the ladies,BM's are cool 

But Mazerati and Porsches are the things that rule 

If you were raised in New York by now you know 

That walking down the street is like going to a car show 

Diamond in the back,sun roof top 

Chillin' in the scene with the gangster lean oo,oo,oo 

K.K. ("Yo Doug,the cops is tailin' us") 

They better stop or pretty soon they'll be mailin' us 

An apology note,we don't work on the street 

They better go ride behind a Suzuki cheap Jeep 

(But,but) 

But what?Go to sleep! 

I'm waitin' at the light so I can go 

Homeboy in another car yelled out "Yo!" 

Chill Will:("What up Ha,what you doin' today?") 

Yo,why you drivin' that Hyundai? 

Chill Will:("Oh,I'm coolin' today") 

Well I'll see you later on tonight 

Chill Will:("Okay") 

K.K.:("Hey yo Doug,the light is green") 

Thanks,but anyway..... 

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White sweater,blue Jetta or Saab nine thou 

Turrrrbo,how you like me now? 

Howya,howya,hawyah like me now 

Howya,hawya,hawya,hawya like me now 

Phil Rizzuto say's "Holy Cow" 

How yah like me now? 

Now bus it..... 

I'm drivin' in my real fly transportation 

Pushin' eighty-five to my destination 

Me and my girl and I'm on the lean 

With my Saab stick shift in between 

Pushin' it,huggin' the road so tight 

'Til hear a siren and a real bright light 

Didn't pay no attention with the cruise control 

Until I heard a deep voice say 

Chill Will:("Highway patrol") 

So I pulled to the side and I started to laugh 

'Cause I think they wanted my autograph 

Ha,ha,ha,ha,but anyway 

They got their car started over to mine 

Registration,insurance I could not find 

He had a smile on his face like your "ass" is mine 

Chill Will:("Boy,your ass is mine!!") 

So he got out of his car and approach my window 

Waitin' for me to like give him the info 

I reached over,gave my girlie a kiss 

Put the gears in three and I did like this 

VVVAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM 

I was doin' 120 my girl started to remind me 

Cool and calm they was right behind me 

My girl say 

Dawn:("Doug E.,don't press your luck!!") 

I said lucky for me that I don't drive drunk! 

I was coolin' (and by the way) 

I was rullin',know what I'm s-s-s-s-s-s-sayin' 

So movin' right along to the end of the story 

Cops were on my tail and really started to bore me 

I adjusted my mirror to see much clearer 

Cops were gettin' nearer 

So I had to prepare her 

Fasten your seat belt one more exit to go 

Then I pushed the Red Button on the Saab Turbo 

We was outta there as the wind blew her hair 

Her lips and legs showed alot of potential 

The rest of the story is confidential 

Know what I'm s-s-s-s-s-sayin',ay-yo 

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