D = Doug E Fresh
 R = MC Ricky D (aka Slick Rick)
 B = Both
 G = Get Fresh Crew

 Intro

 Ladies and Gentleman...the most exciting stage show you've ever
 witnessed...appearing live...Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew.

 Verse 1

 R: Excuse me Doug E Fresh...
 D: Yes!
 R: Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
 with one minute rhymes that don't come out right
 They bite
 D: They never write
 R: That's not polite. Am I lyin'?
 D: No, you're quite right
 R: Well tonight on this very mic you're about to hear
 B: We swear, the best darn rappers of the year
 R: So!
 D: So!
 R: Cheerio!
 D: Yell...
 R: Scream...
 B: Bravo! Also, if you didn't know this is called The Show

 Verse 2

 R: A-yo, Doug
 D: What?
 R: Put ya Bally's on
 D: Yo, Rick, I was about to but I need a shoehorn
 R: Why?
 D: Because these shoes always hurt my corns
 R: Six minutes...six minutes...six minutes Doug E Fresh, you're on
 Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
 Uh uh on, Uh uh on, Uh uh-uh uh-uh uh uh on
 Ooh ooh ooh, uh uh on

 D: Here we go...
 G: Here we go...
 D: Come on...
 G: Come on...
 D: A-here we go...
 G: Here we go...
 D: Come on...
 G: Come on...

 D: Yo! Where's Will and Barr?
 R: Well I don't know, they're late
 Told em them the time...oh, I forgot the date
 D: Man you did it again, oh no!
 G: No, here we go, come on
 Here we go, come on
 Here we go, did we miss the show?
 D: Nuh, nuh na nana no we didn't
 R: Word
 D: Nuh nana nana nana, no we didn't
 R: W-w-w-Word
 D: No we didn't
 R: Well don't get us wrong
 'Scuse me Doug E, 'Scuse me Doug E,
 'Scuse me Doug E Fresh, you're on
 Uh uh on...

 Verse 3

 D: Well it started up on 8th Avenue
 When I made up the name called the...
 G: Get Fresh Crew!
 D: It was me, my two DJ's Chill Will and Barry B
 and my right hand man Ricky D
 I used to rap and sing, makes sounds and things
 And for example, here's a telephone ring...

 R: Hello? Is Doug E Fresh in?
 D: No, he's not in right now

 D: But anyway, no more delay
 Just check out the new style I display
 Now ya gotta be (fresh)
 To rock with (fresh)
 And I'm D.O.U.G.I.E (fresh)
 And I'm known for the... [fx: Doug E style beatbox]
 Not for the... [fx: Fat Boys style beatbox]
 The human beatbox or the entertainer
 No other title could fit me plainer
 In a passing generation I am a remainer
 And I'm also known as the beatbox trainer
 Cashin' checks, make sound FX
 And after I finish rockin' Slick Rick is on next
 R: Ya know it
 D: Slick Rick...
 R: Well, here's a little somethin' that needs to be heard
 Doug, I was goin' Downtown
 D: Word Rick?
 R: Word
 D: Sure
 R: All alone, no-one to be with
 Stepped on the D-train at 205th
 I saw a pretty girl
 D: So?
 R: So I sat beside her
 Then she went [fx: roar] like she was Tony the Tiger
 I said, oh no, there's been a mistake
 Honey, my name's Slick Rick not Frostie Flakes
 D: Oh, golly wally
 R: She was raisin' hell
 She said, oh my name is Maggie but call me Michelle
 Michelle, ma belle
 Sont les mots qui vont, tres bien ensemble
 Tres bien ensemble
 Bust a move, we show and prove
 A-yo Doug, do that record Jam on the Groove

 Outro

 D: As you can see, most definitely
 We are (fresh)
 Chill Will (fresh)
 Barry B is (fresh)
 Ricky D is (fresh)
 And I am, the Original Human Beatbox
 The Entertainer, Doug E.... (Fresh