Uno cerveza! Uno, dos, tres, quatro!
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein cha-cha-cha!
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein cha-cha-cha!
Arriba!

Here comes the German Reunification
Catch the plane to Buenos Aires
Find the new generation
On the autobahn with Speedy Gonzales
Hey da, hey da da, hey da da
Hey da, hey da da, hey da da
Eating nachos in the sun
South America, here I come

I want to be a Mexican Hitler
Viva la Fuhrer! Viva la Fuhrer!
Mussolini in a white sombrero
Viva la Fuhrer! Viva la Fuhrer!
Here comes the new law and the new order
Reichstag's burning south of the border
When you're low, where can you go? Where to?
Mexico!

We'll find a small Peruvian village
Just like Poland we'll burn, rape, pillage
Drink Tequila then siesta
With Goering, Goebbels, Himmler and Kessler
Hey da, hey da da, hey da da
Hey da, hey da da, hey da da
Then I'll quench my evil desire
By setting Eva Braun and Blondie on fire

I want to be a Mexican Hitler
Viva la Fuhrer! Viva la Fuhrer!
While Franco dances a Spanish rumba
Viva la Franco! Viva la Fuhrer!
Who's that in the Volkswagon car?
It's the little old Nazi from Pasadena!

I met a knee slapping senorita
Who worked for a peso on Salon Kitty
Big girls love dick-tators
But the ones that do aren't pretty
I said here comes the fourth Reich baby
And if the propaganda works one day
Then we'll all be goose-stepping
In Cal-if-orn-i-a

I want to be a Mexican Hitler
Viva la Fuhrer! Viva la Fuhrer!
While Saddam lambadas
Viva la Saddam! Viva la Fuhrer!
It's a triumph of the will
Here come the three boys from Brazil
Hey-ho off we go
Where to? Mexico!

Mexico! Ole!