I love a girl called Maria
Her name is Maria
They call her Mari, Mari
Mari, Mari, Maria

She loves a guy who's a Maori
A New Zealand Maori
Yes, he's a Maori, Maori
Maori, Maori, Maori

They sailed a kayak down the Murray
A kayak down the Murray
Down the Murray
Murray, Murray, Murray

They love pasta marinara
Pasta marinara
They love their mari
Mari, mari, marinara

They skipped through a field of marigolds
A field of marigolds
A field of mari,
Mari, mari, marigolds

They said
One day they would marry
One day they would marry
Yes they'd marry,
Marry, marry, marry, marry

Sadly they died this afternoon
CHA-CHA-CHA!