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I fuck dogs
In the park
After dark
When the moon is a pie in the sky

The Great Dane is too tall
Chihuahuas are too small
But the dog that I like to quell lonely nights
Well, the dachshund is best of all
'Cos he is longer than he's thin
He loves to let me in
His eyes swell with love, he fits like a glove
And that's why he's man's best friend

I fuck dogs, I fuck dogs
We all fuck dogs in the park
She fucks dogs, she fucks dogs
We all fuck dogs in the park

He's got bed bugs, ticks and nits
When he scratches then I itch.
But the kennel is cramped and though he's a scamp
Life with a dog is a bitch

You'll never be alone
If you give the dog a bone
I'm not weird, we don't kiss
But the problem is this: his bark (woof woof woof woof woof woof! )
Is worse than his bite

I fuck dogs
In the park
After dark
When the moon is a pie in the sky
And I'm not... proud

(AROOO! )