I make a thousand extra bucks each month and you would
Think with that amount
I'd have a positive number inside my checking account
How many times can one woman hit an ATM in a day
You can bet your ass that a BVR bitch slap is on it's
Way

I got a story to tell to you
And man, it ain't funny
I've been five months TDY
And the bitch spent all my money

I know when I get home you want to wear something cute
But the who the hell pays a hundred dollars for just
One bathing suit?
And how about that two hundred bucks for just one pair
Of shoes?
Man I only spent fifteen dollars paying off my LPA dues

Yeah I got taken to the bank today
By my own honey bunny
I've been five months TDY
And the bitch spent all my money

You know I still love you baby
But something's missing
I feel like the bitch here in a federal pound me in the
Ass prison
Besides it's not going to matter when I get home
I don' care what you do
You could shave your head, grow out your leg hair and
I'd still bone the shit outta you

It's not fair, 'cause I still love you honey
I've been five months TDY and the bitch spent all my
Money
Yeah don't laugh 'cause it could happen to you and man,
It ain't funny
I've been five months TDY and the bitch spent all my
Money