Taxied out on a twelve-ship LFE
And I lost count of who was one and who was three
It's nothing new, it happens every time
Over victor, "2's Blind"

We took off on a radar assisted trail
Tried a boresight lock and got an FCR fail
Then lead turned into the sun like he does every 
fucking time
Aw sonafabitch! "2's Blind"

Why is he so damn hard to see
It must be his flying 'cause it damn sure isn't me

We got spiked and lead went to the notch
When he did I had my eyes down in my crotch
When I looked up only jack shit did I find
Goddammit! "2's Blind"

We pushed to the target and lead said, "Just keep 
sight"
But then he actioned left when I swear to Jesus that he 
briefed right
It's times like this when I feel a bit resigned
To just fucking eject rather than admit that I am blind

Dear God, what the hell have I done wrong?
Is it 'cause I drink and smoke and cuss and repeatedly 
stroke my schlong?

Needless to say my IP busted me
He gave me a zero when I think it's clear that I earned 
a three
'Cause what he doesn't know is that he's lucky to be 
alive
When I said I was visual I lied my ass off, I was blind