If I was yours and you were mine I'd spank your bottom every time

You drink too much and smoke too much or talk too much look who's talking

Sometimes I think how it would be if I loved you and you loved me

What we'd do differently than what we're doing now but I'm just talking

Cause you're not Charlie Brown and I'm not Raggedy Ann

And this ain't a little cigar band I'm wearing on my hand

We're not playing spin the battle in a world of make believe

Like the heros in a storybook that we can't wait to read



But I wonder if there's be any harm for you to hold me in your arms

And steal a kiss or two then I could forget about you

Listen to me talking no I'm not yours and you're not mine

And kissing on you'd be out of line

And the kind of hearts we have are the kind that break in two

Over people like me and you

Cause you're not Charlie Brown...

No you're not Charlie Brown...