I'm sorry I told you those pants made your ass look fat 

oops my bad 

I'm sorry I tried to borrow condoms from your dad 

oops my bad 

I called you by your best freind's name 

when you and I were fooling around and around 

Then I went and made out with that same best friend 

the weekend you left town 

Oops my bad 

It's all my, it's all my fault 

I never should have let those little things ruin what we had 

Oops my bad 

I'm sorry I made out with you younger sister 

Oops my bad 

I swear I thought it was you when I kissed her 

you look so similar 

Oops my bad 

Now seems a good a time as any for apologies 

I'm sorry I never told you about my STDs 

I've got herpes, so do you now 

And your best friend, and your sister 

And your mom and I suppose even you dad 

Oops my bad