Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter
I saw you walking on the street alone
He didn't even take the time to take you home
You were so blind to my attentions
You were dignified to mention why you don't trust this song
"Get in the car", I said, "I'll take you home" (Cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter)
I listen very patiently to what you've done
How could you tell me all your secrets?
Didn't it seem like you'd get a cheap shot back in the ladies room
Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Why don't I seem like a man to you?)
Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter)
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter

Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Why don't I seem like a man to you?)
Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter)
??? Picture me if I would rob her, back to me, grow to rob her???
Spinning the night to save the day
I throw my tired feelings to the floor (Cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter)
Pick them up and treat them like the girl next door
In my??? view??? window there's a sunrise
Maybe the day has gone like it simple passed me??? anymore
Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Why don't I seem like a man to you?)
Why don't I seem like a man to you?
Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Why don't I seem like a man to you?)
Why don't I seem like a man to you?
Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Why don't I seem like a man to you?)
Why don't I seem like a man to you?
Cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Don't I seem like a man)
Oh cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Don't I seem like a man)
Oh cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter
Cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Why won't I seem like a man?)
Oh cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Why don't I seem like a man?)
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Why don't I seem? )
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Man tell me)
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Why don't I, why, why, why, why, why, why?)
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Don't I seem)
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter