I was going to call you
I guess I must have forgot
And I was gonna invite you
To my favorite spot
I forgot our anniversary
Your birthday and Valentines too
I'm as disappointed as you are in me
You were the best I could do
Just to disappoint (you further)
Just to let you down (even further)
I didn't care enough
You didn't matter sufficiently
Each time that I think of you
I get distracted by something more interesting
People say I'm a loser
But what does that make you?
Your mother calls me pedantic
But she's a big fat Jew (a rotund Hebrew)
I dozed off reading your suicide note
I had no empathy
I'm as disappointed as you are in me
You can't compete with my apathy
Ch 2
It would break my heart in two
If anyone else should ever hurt you
More than me, can't you see
If I was dying of thirst
You would be my first choice
Darling, sweet love of mine
Ch 3
Just to disappoint (you further)â?¦