I know nothing

Don't know much

I think my education's

Gone out to lunch



I can't remember

I can't think

what is the difference

Between iron and zinc



I can listen

I can speak

But my conversational skills

Are gobblesegeek



I know Harold

In 1066

Got shot in the eye

With a long pointy stick



Revolutions and World War II

Is it true what they say

That Charles de Gaulle was a hero

And Churchill's a Nero

I threw that away



I get up when I like

Wear anything I like

Don't keep up with the cool

I make up my own rules



Don't have to eat my greens

Or keep my bedroom extra tidy

'Cause nobody is around to tell me off



Now

I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out

Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood



I know all

I need to know

Why talk Swahili

If it's where i won't go



Latin is clever

And sexy is French

Sprechen Sie Deutsches

Would hardly make sense



Inquisitions and missionaries

Seem fairly bizarre

Do I follow commandments from Moses

Or battles of roses

I am a Ca-zar



I get up when I like

Wear anything I like

Don't keep up with the cool

I make up my own rules



Don't have to eat my greens

Or keep my bedroom extra tidy

'Cause nobody is around to tell me off



Now

I can lounge about in my house 'cause lounging abow-ow-ow-ow-out

Is gau-au-au-au-au-ood



Revolutions and World War II

Is it true what they say

That Charles de Gaulle was a hero

And Churchill's a Nero

I threw that away





I get up when I like

Wear anything I like

Don't keep up with the cool

I make up my own rules



Don't have to eat my greens

Or keep my bedroom extra tidy

'Cause nobody is around to tell me off



I get up when I like

Wear anything I like

Don't keep up with the cool

I make up my own rules



Don't have to eat my greens

Or keep my bedroom extra tidy

'Cause nobody is around to tell me off



La-la, la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la

La-la, la-la-la-lounge