Ludacris (MC Medallian) whispers: Man, i can't belive this.. Whole family bout
To get kiced out on the strets. I aint got no money, God. Man it's gonna get
Worse.

Lady at Big Chain Records (LaChainya): Good Morning, Big Chain Records this is
LaChainya speaking. How may I help you?

Ludacris: Uh yeah.. um.. I seem to be having a couple problems (whoa whoa)wit
My contract.

LaChainya: We have a chain of commands here. Sounds like you need to speak to
The head chain in charge. Hold please.

MUSIC: BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN. BIG CHAIN RECORDS. BIG CHAIN.

Big Chainy: Big Chainy!

Ludacris: Hey Mr. Chainy

Big Chainy: Hey hold for a sec., (whispers) yeah i need 30 chains down in New
Oreleans. Go 'head

Ludacris: yeah, um... it's MC Medallian here...

Big Chainy: Medallian, how ya doin, brotha?

Ludacris: Hey can i come up and see you?'cause im having a couple....

Big Chainy: sure, sure, man, I love new talent.

Luda: Aight

Big Chainy: Hey Medallian how ya doin'?

Luda: what's goin on...

Big Chainy: that's a pretty little chain you got there (i know, i know)

Luda: Um... i was having a couple problems here because i was lookin' over my
Contract and i seem to be having a some issues. It states here that im supposed
To get my advance when i signed the contract and I still haven't gotten my
Advance and i don't know what's goin' on.

Big Chainy: Oh.... okay... I see where that could be a problem. (Luda:right)
What i don't think you understand is that what we're gonna do is give you a
Really big ass chain, just a big ASS chain (backround: big ass chain)

Luda: Okay. Big Chain. Okay, okay i understand that but it says here that im
Supposed to get some monitary* value. I-I don't have any money, i-i need money...

Big Chainy: I could see where the confusin' would come in at. What i don't think
You understand is that we're gonna give you a really BIG ASS chain, a big
(luda:right) , platnium big ass chain an-annd onthe back end we're gonna give
You some big ass earrings.

Luda:okay look, i understand about the chain man, my family's about to get
Kicked out on the street (big chainy: oh that's terrible) i mean, i have no
Money what'soever. I need money..

Big Chainy: you know what? i don't usually do this, okay... i don't usually do
This but but since you don't believe. Jake, bring out the chain! (backround: QUE
THE CHAIN!) (backround: AHHH! Damn that's a big ass chain!) that is a big ass
Chain...

Luda: oh God. i, i guess i didn't realize how big ths chain was (Big Chainy:
Yeah, its, it's not a problem) i'm sorry. jus-just forget about what i was
Talkin about...

Big Chainy: Not a problem... Big Chain Records is takin off, we're expanding.
(right, right) We're gettin' bigger and better (right). You know what, chains
Can be loose? much bigger. Pretty soon we're gonna have a whole chain of big
Ass chains (luda: alright. BIG CHAIN RECORDS!