Tiffa and Alex are so gay,
They play Footsy everyday,
One is fat and one is thin,
But it's hard to tell once you see them.

Tiffa and Alex think their great,
They both stick together until their fate,
They both think that they are king of the guitar,
But quite frankly none of them are.

When they go to the library hand in hand,
They both think of things to sit and plan,
Whether it's going to be Ben's homework diary or sending dodgy emails,
Whatever it is they will both be in denial after.

So my warning is to stay away,
And let these two do what they say,
We all hate their antics of what they do,
But as victims we must TEAR THEM TO POO.