Are as wet as a warthog's backside
 But thick as you are, pay attention
 My words are a matter of pride

 It's clear from your vacant expressions
 The lights are not all on upstairs
 But we're talking kings and successions
 Even you can't be caught unawares

 So prepare for a chance of a lifetime
 Be prepared for sensational news
 A shining new era
 Is tiptoeing nearer

 And where do we feature?
 Just listen to teacher
 I know it sounds sordid
 But you'll be rewarded
 When at last I am given my dues!
 And injustice deliciously squared
 Be prepared!

 It's great that we'll soon be connected
 With a king who'll be all-time adored

 Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
 To take certain duties on board
 The future is littered with prizes
 And though I'm the main addressee
 The point that I must emphasize is
 You won't get a sniff without me

 So prepare for the coup of the century
 Be prepared for the murkiest scam
 (Oooh!)
 Mericulous planning
 (We'll have food!)
 Tenacity spanning
 (Lots of food)
 Decades of denial
 (We repeat)
 Is simply why I'll
 (Endless meat)
 Be king undisputed
 (Aaaaaaah!)
 Respected, saluted
 (Aaaaaaah!)
 And seen for the wonder I am
 (Aaaaaaah!)

 Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared
 Be prepared!

 Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
 Be prepared