(Feat. Haylie Duff)


We are siamese if you please

We are siamese if you don't please

We are from a residence of Siam

There is no finer cat than I am


Do you see that thing swimming round and round

Maybe we can reaching in and make it drown

If we sneaking up upon him carefully

There will be a head for you and a tail for me


We are siamese if you please

We are siamese if you don't please

Now we're looking on our new donned recile

If we like we stay for maybe quite a while


(meow. Here kitty kitty kitty)


Do you hear what I hear 

A baby cry

Where we find a baby there's milk near by

And if we look in baby buggy there could be

Plenty of milk for you and also some for me


We are siamese if you please

We are siamese if you don't please

Now we're looking over our new donned recile

If we like we stay for maybe quite awhile


We are siamese if you please

We are siamese if you don't please

We are from a residence of Siam

There is no finer cat than I am


(no I am)


There is no finer cat than I am


(no I am!)


There are no finer cats than we am