A-One, Two, uh

I'd like to introduce to y'all

Dirtbag, uh

And it's an Epidemic



[Chorus: Dirtbag]

Slow down lil' buddy, lil' buddy

Slow down, lil' buddy, slow down

'Cause if ya clown, lil' buddy, lil' buddy, lil' buddy

Lil' buddy might be found on the ground

Now slow down lil' buddy, lil' buddy

Slow down, lil' buddy, slow down

'Cause if ya clown, lil' buddy, lil' buddy, lil' buddy

Lil' buddy might be found on the ground



[Verse 1]

Dirtbag: boss of the troops

Give the bottle, watch the ladies get loose

Gator boys be the clique

Old E be the crew

Gettin' money, that's all we wanna do

Hit the club, girl pushin' on my wood

It's gushy-gushy, gushy-gushy, feels good

I wushy-wushy, I could take you to the hood

Wait, fuck the bed, I wanna hit it on the sink

Real nigga, always stay 'bout it, 'bout it

'Round here they call me Big Belly Bobby

Oh my God! We got them Gators

And they in yo' yard, they in yo' yard

Cool an' Dre, what they say, it's an Epidemic

Miami, Dade County, we gon' represent it

New York, holla at Fat Joe

You know I'm down wit' dem crazy ass chicos

Meet those, fine ass freak hos

Big trucks, big nuts, mouths full of gold

Really good

You got some beef and then we in yo' hood

We bangin' good, Now



[Chorus]



[Verse 2]

Uhhh, uhhh, uhhh

I bet you hatas thought I fell off, ain't it?

I bet you hos thought I went soft

I'm a hard ass nigga, don't flaunt, ch'ass nigga

You can duck, but you can't dodge, my nigga

Get money, move to the 'burbs

Still find me in the hood, post up on the curb

Cyndi Lauper, mixed wit' that mary jane

That's how them Dade County niggaz save up thangs

Eatin' lobster with freaks that down to fuck thangs

Every week on GP, I get twelve thangs

Goin ta hell, cause Heaven ain't got thangs

Big chomps, naked women, and diamond rangs

I love the Lord, but livin' here's so hard

You ain't doin the scarrin'?

Then you get scarred

Look at me, the loser who made it

The Don of Dade, and I can't be faded



[Chorus]

[Over chrorus: Dirtbag]

Man, muck dat boy

Man, buck dat boy

Man, muck dat boy



[Bridge]

Gushy-gushy, gushy-gushy, feels good

Gushy-gushy, gushy-gushy, feels good

Gushy-gushy, gushy-gushy, feels good

Gushy-gushy, gushy-gushy, feels good



I ain't come around to play (Man, muck dat boy)

I ain't come around to play (Man, buck dat boy)

I ain't come around to play (Man, muck dat boy)

I ain't come around to play 'cause I ain't 'bout dem silly games

I ain't come around to play (Man, muck dat boy)

I ain't come around to play (Man, buck dat boy)

I ain't come around to play (Man, muck dat boy)

I ain't come around to play 'cause I ain't 'bout dem silly games



[Chorus then instrumental to fade]