I am he as you are he 

As you are me and we are all together 

See how they run like pigs from a gun 

See how they fly 

I'm crying 



Sitting on a cornflake 

Waiting for the van to come 

Corporation tee-shirt 

Stupid bloody Tuesday 

Man, you been a naughty boy 

You let your face grow long 



I am the eggman, they are the eggmen 

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob 



Mister City Policeman sitting 

Pretty little policemen in a row 

See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky 

See how they run 

I'm crying... 



Yellow matter custard 

Dripping from a dead dog's eye 

Crabalocker fishwife 

Pornographic priestess 

Boy, you been a naughty girl 

You let your knickers down 



I am the eggman, they are the eggmen 

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob 



Sitting in an English garden 

Waiting for the sun 

If the sun don't come 

You get a tan From standing in the English rain 



I am the eggman, they are the eggmen 

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob 



Expert textpert choking smokers 

Don't you thing the joker laughs at you 

See how they smile like pigs in a sty 

See how they snied. I'm crying 



Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower 

Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna 

Man, you should have seen 

Them kicking Edgar Allan Poe 



I am the eggman, they are the eggmen 

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob...