Its Christmas We're Talkin' ‘Bout!



No! Beware! 

Ill Cover You In Fast Eddies underwear

Wow Ill eat your mammies panties

and tell your mom to come to me

and come to my prom

its in outer space 

that's where my sleigh can fly to

goodbye! Excuse you

Can I come back and say the rest of it?

Its Christmas kids and you're gonna love it!

Gravy dripping all over me

Christmas is good...

But only when I come to your house 

and you've been good

Christmas comes to everyone in every neighborhood

Whoa yeah 

Christmas In Fact

You see Christmas layin' on its back....

Get Back To Work Bitch!

With me on top

and don't you ever ever pull the lever that says stop



Santa cooked your Christmas In his hobbit hole

But why's it so cold?

X4



Yeah you know....

It is what it is so...

Whoa! 

I took a big ol' dump in a pringles can..

Now I'm wipin' off my ass

forget about my hand

pumped up ready to do it

I get in my sled

my sack filled with fluid

Im bringin joy to my elves..



Don't put it by me

pleasures I wont deny their heiney 

My Armpits will sweat when I see that long-haired elf

coming out of his Corvette

Even though its old 

and its got a little scratch

It don't matter

I just love to lick his patch..

On his chest

You'll Catch me red-handed

Douglas! I'm the Christmas Bandit!

Top-soil plant

Don't you love the taste 

of a beaver when it hesitates



with this christmas you're going dutch

But whys it so cold

Get me outta this now!

But Whys it so cold

Let me...rub your back

But Why's it so cold

You're gonna make a lot of money kid!

But why's it so cold?

I'll invest every bit of love I got!

but why's it so cold?

I got a toolbox!

But why's it so cold?

It makes no sense!

But Why's It so cold?

Fill you up...

With pleasurous nutrients 

like a worm has!



Weiner...Ho Ho Ho

But Why's It so Cold?

X5

And it all happened at the company christmas party?

Oh Yeah!



						     



						     Thanks to Moonflakes*