I turn around from whining sounds 

Don't give us shit for making it 

If your band's not signed, don't put us down! 

Try playing hard, you stupid clown! 



It's Poison with some different hair 

It's crap that comes from everywhere 

It's stupid, loser K-mart rap! 

With more concern for coloured hair than music. 



Wanna be a rock star! Have a limo with a juice bar! 

With an undisputed killer for a girlfriend 

So I guess I'd better 

Spit it! Barf it! Spew it! Sell it! Roast it! Toast it! 



Oats, peas, beans and barley will grow! 

Why we sell nobody knows! 

You can say just how you feel 

But look who's got the record deal!