When you're bored then you know who to call,

DAN-ZO,

From her bedroom she can see you allllll,

DAN-ZO,

When there's cheese that's under attack,

She'll be there cause she's got it's back,

When wotsits need a hero of patrooooooool,

DAN-ZO GO!



Without looking first, she will bite,

DAN-ZO!,

Never ate a fish that she liked,

DAN-ZO!

She's got all gay guys on the run,

She wont stop untill she's had some fun,

Cause when her brain is losing all controoool,



DAN-ZO GO!

DAN-ZO GO!



If your name is Jack, You better watch out,

You cannot escape her flying beans,

When you're in her grasp she won't let you out,

You've been beaten by her beaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans,

Beaten by her beaaaaaaaaaaaans,



D-A-N-Z-Z-Z-Z-O-O-O DAN-ZO LETS GO!

D-A-N-Z-Z-Z-Z-O-O-O DAN-ZO LETS GO!

D-A-N-Z-Z-Z-Z-O-O-O DAN-ZO LETS GO!

D-A-N-Z-Z-Z-Z-O-O-O DAN-ZO LETS GO!



When you're bored then you know who to call,

DAN-ZO,

From her bedroom she can see you allllll,

DAN-ZO,

When there's cheese that's under attack,

She'll be there cause she's got it's back,

When wotsits need a hero of patrooooooool,

DAN-ZO GO!

DAN-ZO GO!

1-2-3-4 GO!

DAN-ZO!