when you met your new friend

ive been left alone

youve been hangin out with her

and wont talk to me on the phone

i figured it out

your ignoring me

so now i think



chorus:

ive caught the jealousy

i cant get rid of it

ive caught the jealousy

now im not in the fit

ive caught the jealousy

now i cant act like me

cuz i caught the jealousy

i hope you can see



you went to the mall

to get a new haircut

i didnt come

cuz shes a pain in my butt

if i was a pirate

and be the one and only

id walk her off the plank

because shes a big fat phoney

now you know its true

i dont like you know who

so now you know

that i

(chorus)



i cant sleep at night

cuz i think of you

and youll be doin with

you know who

i think i can find out

that i (chorus 2x)