The other night me and my girl went bowling
The other night me and my girl went bowling
Went to a place called Joes that's where everybody goes

When we walked in she turned every face in the place
When we walked in she turned every face in the place
A cool number jumped up and made a play for my girl
I said fuck off and die!

I said don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm
I said don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm

Well the music was a-rockin and the place was a-jumpin 
with jive
Well the music was a-rockin and the place was a-jumpin 
with jive

I said don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm
I said don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm
Oh when you you mess with me that only rings my alarm

I said don't ...
I said don't mess with me cos I got a cast iron arm
Oh when you you mess with me that only rings my alarm