(Come on boy, join the army)
I don't like the army at all
(Come on boy, join the airforce)
I don't like the airforce at all
(Come on boy, join the navy)
I don't like the navy at all

(Why don't you like the army?)
'Cause the army doesn't like me
(Why don't you like the airforce?)
I don't like the castles in the air
(Why don't you like the navy?)
'Cause I don't like getting wet, please

(Army, army, army, army)
(Airforce, airforce, airforce, airforce)
(Navy, navy navy, navy)

(Army, airforce, navy)
(Army, airforce, navy)
(Army, airforce, navy)
(Army, airforce, navy)

(Army, army, army, army)
(Airforce, airforce, airforce, airforce)
(Navy, navy navy, navy)

(Army, airforce, navy)
(Army, airforce, navy)