Something’s wrong in my head…
It just ain’t right to be so amused.
Can’t help myself in finding this entertaining,
So I stand accused.
If we celebrate this goon,
Not minding he’s a buffoon,
We’ll be abused.

He’s on a never-ending rant…
Like to sound real smart, but can’t…
A little overconfident…
Probably a Democratic plant…
A short fuse.

The player that I’m thinkin’ on,
My sister thinks that he is grotesque.
Doesn’t care much for Mexicans,
But he can surely invest.
What is it ‘bout this dude
That’s got so goddamned many people impressed?

Most folks think him a fool…
He can’t stop breakin’ the rules…
He needs to go back to school
Because his ignorance ain’t cool.
He’s possessed.

If you’re caught & tortured fighting for your country
He won’t have you to dinner.
You can’t sit at his table & break bread
Unless he thinks you’re a winner.
Says there’s nothin’ to confess…
He’s never stepped outa line…
He’s no sinner.

But if you’ve got no arms or legs,
Or if you’ve ever had to beg,
Perhaps a little bit inbred,
Or just plain hungry instead,
You’re fired quicker.

Acts like a child when disgraced in front of all on a stage…
A dangerous animal…
Should be locked away in a cage.
Don’t get him riled up…
Back away slowly…
Just disengage.

Surely ain’t no feminist…
If he ever thinks he’s been dissed,
Probably end up on his hit list…
A vile misogynist…
He’s full of rage.

Got no need to make amends…
He’ll tell you he’s never done wrong.
But if you’re not into him,
He’ll make it clear you gotta move along.
He’ll curse you if you’re weak,
While spewing brutal lies that he’s strong.

When will it all end?
Non-stop political stunts…
How can we tolerate a man you can’t confront?
His ratings only rise when he’s caustic and blunt.
You look good on your knees,
But disgusting if you pump…
How can he survive a political battlefront?
Does whatever the hell he wants
Because he’s got the funds.
You know I’m sick and tired of putting up
With people that are showing up
Supporting men who are corrupt…
It’s old it’s got to end,
I’m fed up.