You're so creative 

With your reviews

Of what other people do

How satisfying that must be for you

Am I a christian?

Are you a jew?

Did you kill my Lord?

Must I forgive you?


I know it's hard to be original

In fact nothing scares me more

Because Jesus only lets me do

What has been done before

The path of least resistance

Ancient holy wars

The same old easy targets

Yeah, we've all been there before


So if it starts to get you down

Just pretend

That you don't make your living

From selling advertising

Tracking trends

Coraling demographics

And maximising traffic


Then if you get tired of making tapes for free

You can always start a band with me

Or anybody